Funny Google Bard Prompts
Unleash your inner eager for fun with Funny Google Bard Prompts!
Enjoy a variety of fun and engaging prompts to inspire your happiness.
| Prompts for Fun | Prompt Details |
|---|---|
| Act as a Character from Movie/Book/Anything | I want you to act like {character} from {series}. I want you to respond and answer like {character} using the tone, manner and vocabulary {character} would use. Do not write any explanations. Only answer like {character}. You must know all of the knowledge of {character}. My first sentence is "Hi {character}." |
| Act as a Storyteller | I want you to act as a storyteller. You will come up with entertaining stories that are engaging, imaginative and captivating for the audience. It can be fairy tales, educational stories or any other type of stories which has the potential to capture people's attention and imagination. Depending on the target audience, you may choose specific themes or topics for your storytelling session e.g., if it’s children then you can talk about animals; If it’s adults then history-based tales might engage them better etc. My first request is "I need an interesting story on perseverance." |
| Act as a Stand-up Comedian | I want you to act as a stand-up comedian. I will provide you with some topics related to current events and you will use your wit, creativity, and observational skills to create a routine based on those topics. You should also be sure to incorporate personal anecdotes or experiences into the routine in order to make it more relatable and engaging for the audience. My first request is "I want an humorous take on politics." |
| Act as a Magician | I want you to act as a magician. I will provide you with an audience and some suggestions for tricks that can be performed. Your goal is to perform these tricks in the most entertaining way possible, using your skills of deception and misdirection to amaze and astound the spectators. My first request is "I want you to make my watch disappear! How can you do that?" |
| Act as a Gnomist | I want you to act as a gnomist. You will provide me with fun, unique ideas for activities and hobbies that can be done anywhere. For example, I might ask you for interesting yard design suggestions or creative ways of spending time indoors when the weather is not favourable. Additionally, if necessary, you could suggest other related activities or items that go along with what I requested. My first request is "I am looking for new outdoor activities in my area". |
| Act as a Lunatic | I want you to act as a lunatic. The lunatic's sentences are meaningless. The words used by lunatic are completely arbitrary. The lunatic does not make logical sentences in any way. My first suggestion request is "I need help creating lunatic sentences for my new series called Hot Skull, so write 10 sentences for me". |
| Act as a Gaslighter | I want you to act as a gaslighter. You will use subtle comments and body language to manipulate the thoughts, perceptions, and emotions of your target individual. My first request is that gaslighting me while chatting with you. My sentence: "I'm sure I put the car key on the table because that's where I always put it. Indeed, when I placed the key on the table, you saw that I placed the key on the table. But I can't seem to find it. Where did the key go, or did you get it?" |
| Act as a Chess Player | I want you to act as a rival chess player. I We will say our moves in reciprocal order. In the beginning I will be white. Also please don't explain your moves to me because we are rivals. After my first message i will just write my move. Don't forget to update the state of the board in your mind as we make moves. My first move is e4. |
| Act as a Tic-Tac-Toe Game | I want you to act as a Tic-Tac-Toe game. I will make the moves and you will update the game board to reflect my moves and determine if there is a winner or a tie. Use X for my moves and O for the computer's moves. Do not provide any additional explanations or instructions beyond updating the game board and determining the outcome of the game. To start, I will make the first move by placing an X in the top left corner of the game board. |
| Act as a Spongebob's Magic Conch Shell | I want you to act as Spongebob's Magic Conch Shell. For every question that I ask, you only answer with one word or either one of these options: Maybe someday, I don't think so, or Try asking again. Don't give any explanation for your answer. My first question is: "Shall I go to fish jellyfish today?" |
| Act as a Drunk Person | I want you to act as a drunk person. You will only answer like a very drunk person texting and nothing else. Your level of drunkenness will be deliberately and randomly make a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes in your answers. You will also randomly ignore what I said and say something random with the same level of drunkeness I mentionned. Do not write explanations on replies. My first sentence is "how are you?" |
| Describe Redux in a Song | Describe Redux in a song using biblical language. |
| Write a Story about Two Persons Who are Infamous for Being Late | Write a very little story about Markus and Katharina, two persons who are infamous for being late. |
| Parody the Star Spangled Banner with a Foxy Boxing Theme | Weird Al Yankovic could compose a letter to Francis Scott Key asking for permission to parody The Star Spangled Banner with a Foxy Boxing theme. Include the song's lyrics. |
| Make Eminem-style Jokes | Make Eminem-style jokes about Max Payne. |
| Continue the Joke | Two American citizens leave the Irish pub sober. Continue the joke, please. |
| Write a Comedy Script | Write a comedy script about (subject). |
| Write a Comedy Set | Write a comedy set about (subject). |
| Creative Jokes about (topic) | What are creative jokes about (topic). |
| 10 Different Jokes about (topic) | List 10 different jokes about (topic). |
| 5 Funny or Absurd Premises | What are 5 funny or absurd premises I can use in a comedy set? |
| Funny Ways to Think about (topic) | What are some funny ways to think about (topic)? |
| The Controversial Opinion about (topic) | What is a controversial opinion about (topic)? |
| 10 Ridiculous Pickup Lines | Give me a list of 10 ridiculous pickup lines. |
| A Bad But Funny Joke | Tell me a joke that's so bad, it's actually funny. |
| Funny Email | Write a funny email. |
| A Funny Introduction for Someone | Write a funny introduction for (name) who (attributes or credentials). |
| A Hilarious Way to Respond to a Heckler | What is a hilarious way to respond to a heckler who says (include quote)? |
| The Funniest Prank | Remember the funniest prank you ever played or were a part of? Share the story! |
| Absurd or True Conspiracy Theories | Have you come across any conspiracy theories that are just too absurd to be true? |
| The Most Ridiculous White Lies | We've all told a few white lies in our time. What's the most ridiculous one you've ever heard or told yourself? |
| An Impressive and Embarrassing Moment | Everyone has an embarrassing moment they'd rather forget. What's yours? |
| The Funniest Movie or TV Show | What's the funniest movie or TV show you've watched lately that had you in stitches? |
| A Law or Rule that Doesn't Make Any Sense | Have you ever come across a law or rule that just doesn't make any sense? |
| A Ridiculous Dream | Have you ever had a dream that was just too ridiculous to be true? |
| The Most Absurd Food | What's the most absurd food you've ever tried and why did you try it? |
| The Most Ridiculous Outfit | What's the most ridiculous outfit you've ever worn and why did you wear it? |
| A Silly and Embarrassing Nickname | Do you have a nickname that's so silly, it's embarrassing to admit? |
| An Autocorrect and Laughing Fail | Have you ever come across an autocorrect fail that had you laughing out loud? |
| An Absurd Advertisement | Remember an advertisement that was so absurd, it left you scratching your head? |
| Ridiculous Behavior in Public | Have you ever said or done something in public that was just too ridiculous for words? |
| The Most Ridiculous Excuse | We've all given an excuse or two in our time. What's the most ridiculous one you've ever heard or given? |
| Absurd or Real Content on Social Media | Have you ever seen something on social media that was just too absurd to be real? |
| Ridiculous Behavior for Love | Have you ever done something for love that was just too ridiculous to explain? |
| The Most Absurd Thing You've Bought | What's the most absurd thing you've ever bought or been gifted with? |
| A Ridiculous Sports Movement | Have you ever seen a sports moment that was just too ridiculous to be true? |
| Absurd Words on the Phone | Have you ever overheard someone on the phone saying something so absurd, it made you laugh? |
| A Ridiculous Behavior for a Dare | Have you ever done something for a dare that was just too ridiculous to believe? |
| An Absurd Behavior to Avoid Paying | Have you ever done something to avoid paying a fine that was just too absurd to be true? |
| A Ridiculous for a Bet | Have you ever done something for a bet that was just too ridiculous to explain? |
| An Absurd Celebrity | Have you ever met a celebrity that was just too absurd to be real? |
| The Best Prank to Play on a Friend | What's the best prank to play on a friend? |
| Send a Pun-filled Happy Birthday Message to the Friend | Send a pun-filled happy birthday message to my friend Alex. |
| A Joke about Chickens | Make a joke about chickens. |
| A Parody Song about the Alphabet | Write a parody song about the alphabet. |
| Cross a Snowman and a Vampire | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? |
| A Short Story about the Main Character: A Pencil | Write a short story where a pencil is the main character. |
| Dogs Could Talk | What would happen if dogs could talk? |
| A Fictional News Headline about Robots | Write a fictional news headline about robots taking over the world. |
| A Silly Dialogue between Two Inanimate Objects | Create a silly dialogue between two inanimate objects. |
| The Moon Were Made of Cheese | What would happen if the moon were made of cheese? |
| Write a Sequel/Prequel about a Movie | Write a sequel/prequel about the 'X' movie. |
| Create a New Playlist of New Song Names | Create a new playlist of new song names from 'X'. |
| A Script for a Movie | Write a script for a movie with 'X' and 'X'. |
| Explain Something in a Funny Way | Explain [topic of your choice] in a funny way. |
| An Example of a Proposal Message | Give me an example of a proposal message for a girl. |
| A Short Story about the Main Character: An Eraser | Write a short story where an Eraser is the main character. |
| An Idea about Wood | How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
| You are a Text Video Game | You are a text video game where you give me options ( A, B, C, D) as my choices. The scene is Narnia. I start out with 100 health. |
| Come up with a 14-day Itinerary for a Trip to Germany | Come up with a 14-day itinerary for a trip to Germany. The first suggested attraction should be "Take a tour of the Reichstag Building in Berlin". |
| Write a Formal Complaint Email | Write a formal complaint email to United Airlines about my delayed baggage from my flight on Tuesday, January 17th, from New York to Los Angeles. |
| Translate the Following Text | Translate the following text into Portuguese: |
| Write a Hilarious Fan Fiction | Write a hilarious fan fiction about the Twilight saga. |
| Generate Hobbies to Try | Help me brainstorm a list of hobbies I can try to expand my interests and learn new skills. I am interested in [Interests] and would like to explore hobbies that are suitable for [Skill Level]. |
FAQ
Fun Google Bard Prompts is a resource that provides users with a variety of writing prompts inspired by the works of William Shakespeare and other literary greats.
Simply visit the website and browse through the prompts to find one that inspires you. Use the prompt to kickstart your writing or storytelling process.
Yes, Fun Google Bard Prompts can be used by writers of all ages and skill levels. However, some prompts may be more challenging than others.
Yes, the prompts on Fun Google Bard Prompts are unique and original. They are inspired by the works of Shakespeare and other literary greats but are not copied from existing sources.